2. You know what I mean
3. Money doesn't grow on trees
4. Don't judge a book by its cover
5. I'm about that life.
SCRIPT- "The Customer is always right"
Miley and Riley are going shopping at the Versace store and they run into a price issue with the sales associate Shannon.
Miley: Oh my gosh Riley I Love this blouse its only $1,000!
Riley: Girl you better get that its so cute! I can't believe its on sale
Miley: I know right I cant believe it either. I'm going to wear this to the party tonight and twerk all over the place because this sale just made my day.
Riley: Yeaaaa baby! Lets go to the register girl I need to go nap before the festivities begin tonight.
Miley: ok lets go girl!
They get up to the register
Shannon: Did you ladies find everything ok today?
Miley: Why yes we did doll thanks for asking!
Shannon: mhmm yea you're welcome. Well your total comes to $2,935.99 Miley. How would you like to pay today cash or credit?
Miley: Umm no that tag says $1,000 you need to adjust that price.
Shannon: The tag is wrong!
Miley: No no no! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! Adjust the damn price or I'm not going to get the freakin shirt and I'm going to report you to your manager.
Shannon: Well in this situation ma'am you, the customer, are wrong. So you can get out of here with your cheap ass and I dont care if you report me
Miley: Well FINE THEN! I'm outta here. I'm gone send some of my people out here on you whats your name ummm Shannon! Stupid ass, you aint about that life.
Shannon: actually I am about that life twerkerella now dismiss yourself from the store right now. Oh and by the way I AM the manager. Have a great day.
The phrase, "You know what I mean?" is a good one. Depending on who your having a conversation with you could possibly hear that phrase more than you could ever want to in a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteHalf the time when people say that to me I really do not be knowing what they mean haha i just agree so they'll shut up
ReplyDeleteVindication for the entire service industry - the customer is not always right. Set the scene up with a narrative description about the location of the scene and who the characters in it are how they relate to each other.
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